This made me giggle:

Haha.... so to anyone who has endured a couple conversations may understand why I find this quote so incredibly amusing. It is now my new excuse for all of my gramatical mess-ups.

"Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?"

-Clarence Darrow

I know this quote does NOT justify asking questions such as -

what does the word impode mean? (Speaking of the word implode)

or use the word ejaculated instead of ejected (much to my mother's and sister's enjoyment)

or how every-time I spell Saturday, I ALWAYS spell Saterday, ALWAYS,

Or how I confuse exasperated with exhilarated when worked up,

Or how I will say colpromise instead of compromise,

This is why I thank spell check for being my constant companion as I pour my writing into my computer. I do not know what I'd do without my built in, red line scribbling, Mr. Webster.